Population | 22.207 billion |
Capital | The Dorm Room |
Leader | Mahoji |
Currency | Pebble |
Animal | Pyuma |
The Rogue Nation of Sykapu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mahoji with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.207 billion Sykapuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dorm Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Sykapuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,275 trillion Pebbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,568 Pebbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 865,337 per year while the poor average 46,358, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.
Mahoji is quite hard to get a hold of, the only place where one can see the Sykapuan cherry tree is in a museum, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sykapu's national animal is the Pyuma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sykapu is ranked 18,343rd in the world and 210th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,673.88530371272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, the only place where one can see the Sykapuan cherry tree is in a museum.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, Mahoji is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Sykapuan citizenship in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Sykapu, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.