Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,374thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,467th
The Rogue Nation of
Capitalist Paradise
Things have to get worse to get better
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sykapu

Population22.207 billion

CapitalThe Dorm Room
LeaderMahoji

CurrencyPebble
AnimalPyuma

The Rogue Nation of Sykapu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mahoji with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.207 billion Sykapuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dorm Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sykapuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,275 trillion Pebbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,568 Pebbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 865,337 per year while the poor average 46,358, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Mahoji is quite hard to get a hold of, the only place where one can see the Sykapuan cherry tree is in a museum, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sykapu's national animal is the Pyuma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sykapu is ranked 18,343rd in the world and 210th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,673.88530371272 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,374thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,467thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,412thRudest Citizens: 2,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,917thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,513thHighest Crime Rates: 3,736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,905thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,031stLargest Retail Industry: 5,954thSmartest Citizens: 6,181stHighest Average Incomes: 6,244thFattest Citizens: 6,298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,612thMost Efficient Economies: 8,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,103rdMost Armed: 12,650thLargest Populations: 12,813thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,404thLargest Mining Sector: 14,536thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,594thLargest Governments: 14,875thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,160thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,567thMost Influential: 16,828thMost Cultured: 18,309thMost Stationary: 18,343rdHighest Food Quality: 18,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,742ndLargest Black Market: 22,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,909thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,836thMost Inclusive: 23,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,196th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 101st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185th in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 278th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 279th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 290th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 291st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 291st in the regionFattest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 386th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 405th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 431st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 499th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 744th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 748th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 767th in the regionMost Armed: 769th in the regionLargest Governments: 848th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 877th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 923rd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,021st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, the only place where one can see the Sykapuan cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, Mahoji is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Sykapuan citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Sykapu, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.

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