Population | 7.602 billion |
Capital | Kratek |
Leader | Supreme leader |
Faith | State atheism |
Currency | Sys |
Animal | Red stallion |
The Dictatorship of Syersia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.602 billion Syersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kratek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Syersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,783 trillion Sys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,600 Sys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 846,839 per year while the poor average 46,427, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.
Policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall, students abandon classrooms for online education, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syersia's national animal is the Red stallion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State atheism.
Syersia is ranked 136,083rd in the world and 2,483rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 231.91240018708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Syersia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, billions of Sys are spent to take high-quality photos of the Red Stallion Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in Syersia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.