The Massively Multiplayer Harem of Sword Art Online n00b is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Black Swordsman with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.377 billion n00bs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aincrad. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish n00bish economy, worth 398 trillion Cols a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,339 Cols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, the Pina is a protected species, and The Black Swordsman has just been declared ruler of Sword Art Online n00b in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sword Art Online n00b's national animal is the Pina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sword Art Online n00b is ranked 87,392^nd in the world and 1^st in Empire of the Rising Sun for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.55 law-abiding acts per hour.