The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 270 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 10.68 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 486 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,548 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, people's charity begins and ends at home, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 270's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 270 is ranked 166,235^th in the world and 4,006^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.61 law-abiding acts per hour.