The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 127 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.625 billion Sweezeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The Sweezean economy, worth 346 trillion Catnips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,434 Catnips, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Switz got Lazy 127's national animal is the Human Oppressor.

Switz got Lazy 127 is ranked 119,131^st in the world and 379^th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 648.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.