Population | 5.771 billion |
Capital | Totleigh |
Leader | Elinor Stuart |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | pound centesimal |
Animal | osprey |
The Kingdom of Swaraelia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Elinor Stuart with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.771 billion Swaraelians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totleigh. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Swaraelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion pound centesimals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 240,817 pound centesimals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, every week is blindness awareness week, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swaraelia's national animal is the osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Swaraelia is ranked 186,074th in the world and 3,681st in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 68.9883933474 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, the entire entry for Swaraelia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'ospreydogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Swaraelia, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.