Most Primitive: 1,305thMost Stationary: 1,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,759th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Vuieva okevéu ~ We bow to the Good
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Suvia

Population20.227 billion

CapitalLuţia Suvo
LeaderAnax Euvuleu
FaithPythagoreanism

Currencysterze
Animalpurple heron

The Dominion of Suvia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anax Euvuleu with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.227 billion Suvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luţia Suvo. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Suvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion sterzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,820 sterzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvia's national animal is the purple heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pythagoreanism.

Suvia is ranked 80,775th in the world and 653rd in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.62 Bank.

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Most Primitive: 1,305thMost Stationary: 1,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,759thMost Devout: 2,108thTop
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Best Weather: 3,415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,755thLowest Crime Rates: 4,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,246thMost Authoritarian: 5,471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,341stLargest Populations: 6,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,662ndTop
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Most Conservative: 12,497thHealthiest Citizens: 13,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,509thLargest Governments: 15,208thMost Influential: 15,819thMost Pacifist: 15,992ndHighest Economic Output: 16,918thSafest: 17,023rdMost Cultured: 19,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,186thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,348thMost Extreme: 21,029th
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 65th in the regionMost Conservative: 70th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 98th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Suvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Suvia, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.

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