Population | 4.744 billion |
Capital | Frankfurt |
Leader | Barbarossa |
Faith | HRE |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Bull Eagle |
The Commonwealth of Susanna und die beiden Alten is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barbarossa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.744 billion Susanna und die beiden Altenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Susanna und die beiden Altenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,598 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Susanna und die beiden Alten's national animal is the Bull Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is HRE.
Susanna und die beiden Alten is ranked 73,630th in the world and 42nd in Goddess White for Most Stationary, with 642.3051792022 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, trespassers entering Barbarossa's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in Susanna und die beiden Alten, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.