Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th
The Republic of
Corporate Police State
Motto
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Supportive Parents

Population7.776 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Supportive Parents is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.776 billion Supportive Parentsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Supportive Parentsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,298 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 295,538 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 836,595 per year while the poor average 83,482, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, the government prefers to leave the past buried, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Supportive Parentsian pirates, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Supportive Parents's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Supportive Parents is ranked 315,489th in the world and 11th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -19.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78thMost Ignorant Citizens: 157thHighest Drug Use: 168thMost Efficient Economies: 195thMost Avoided: 222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 260thMost Corrupt Governments: 368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686thMost Primitive: 727thLargest Mining Sector: 1,217thHighest Crime Rates: 1,841stLargest Retail Industry: 1,879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,037thLargest Black Market: 2,113thLargest Governments: 2,509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,983rdFattest Citizens: 3,025thHighest Average Incomes: 3,159thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,289thRudest Citizens: 4,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,636thMost Secular: 8,200thNudest: 9,463rdHighest Economic Output: 11,498thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 25,549thMost Influential: 27,018th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Supportive Parents was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Supportive Parentsian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the government prefers to leave the past buried.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, citizens must pay to enjoy Supportive Parents's pristine beaches.
  • : Supportive Parents was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, most citizens in Supportive Parents are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.

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