Population | 3.89 billion |
Capital | Birdlin |
Leader | Lucy Parrotson |
Faith | Parrotanity |
Currency | Birdy |
Animal | Parrot |
The Free Democratic Republic of Supawesomegudgirl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lucy Parrotson with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.89 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birdlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 766 trillion Birdies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,922 Birdies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 607,102 per year while the poor average 49,312, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.
The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supawesomegudgirl's national animal is the Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Parrotanity.
Supawesomegudgirl is ranked 183,574th in the world and 2nd in Federation of Ares for Most Stationary, with 73.3939808056 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Supawesomegudgirl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Supawesomegudgirl voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Supawesomegudgirl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Supawesomegudgirl, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.