The Not so much Grumpy Colony of Sunto is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Larry Tostada with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.551 billion Suntoniatas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muahaha. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suntoniano economy, worth a remarkable 2,649 trillion bols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,355 bols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Sunto's national animal is the uro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol a Lot.

Sunto is ranked 215,163^rd in the world and 8,468^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.4 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.