Population | 17.613 billion |
Capital | Beach Bar |
Currency | shell |
Animal | Swimming Turtle |
The Most Serene Republic of Sunswept Beach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.613 billion surfers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beach Bar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sunswept Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,151 trillion shells a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 235,699 shells, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and Swimming Turtle-wagons to Beach Bar are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunswept Beach's national animal is the Swimming Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Sunswept Beach is ranked 6,699th in the world and 2nd in Trinidad and Tobago for Most Stationary, with 2,858.54534414092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, Swimming Turtle-wagons to Beach Bar are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, the new one shell coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Sunswept Beach was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
- : Sunswept Beach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.