Most Ignorant Citizens: 386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 519thMost Corrupt Governments: 746th
The Most Serene Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sun and beaches
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Sunswept Beach

Population17.613 billion

CapitalBeach Bar

Currencyshell
AnimalSwimming Turtle

The Most Serene Republic of Sunswept Beach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.613 billion surfers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beach Bar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sunswept Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,151 trillion shells a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 235,699 shells, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and Swimming Turtle-wagons to Beach Bar are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sunswept Beach's national animal is the Swimming Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sunswept Beach is ranked 6,699th in the world and 2nd in Trinidad and Tobago for Most Stationary, with 2,858.54534414092 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 519thMost Corrupt Governments: 746thLargest Black Market: 796thMost Primitive: 892ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,140thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,174thMost Avoided: 1,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,566thMost Devout: 1,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,592ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,131stHighest Economic Output: 4,479thLargest Mining Sector: 4,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,515thMost Efficient Economies: 5,281stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,561stHighest Average Incomes: 6,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,422ndMost Stationary: 6,699thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,747thLargest Governments: 9,061stLargest Retail Industry: 9,133rdRudest Citizens: 9,588thMost Influential: 10,728thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,043rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, Swimming Turtle-wagons to Beach Bar are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, the new one shell coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Sunswept Beach was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Sunswept Beach, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Sunswept Beach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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