Largest Welfare Programs: 1,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,553rdNicest Citizens: 2,643rd
The United Socialist States of
New York Times Democracy
The Gentle Laborer Shall Suffer No More
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Subpatagonia

Population3.341 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderMaxentius Rex

CurrencyNote
AnimalLioness

The United Socialist States of Subpatagonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Maxentius Rex with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.341 billion Subpatagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Subpatagonian economy, worth 422 trillion Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,345 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Maxentius Rex's wardrobe, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and Maxentius Rex can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subpatagonia's national animal is the Lioness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Subpatagonia is ranked 213,530th in the world and 6,874th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.42 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,609thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,553rdNicest Citizens: 2,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,997thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,252ndMost Inclusive: 3,289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,748thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,344thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,844thBest Weather: 6,193rdLargest Governments: 6,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,174thLowest Crime Rates: 7,210thMost Developed: 7,276thHealthiest Citizens: 7,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,434thMost Cultured: 7,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,523rdSafest: 8,613thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,985thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,423rdMost Pacifist: 10,928thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,942ndSmartest Citizens: 11,178thTop
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Most Armed: 12,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,463rdMost Secular: 15,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,037thHighest Average Incomes: 20,994th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionMost Pacifist: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 236th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 304th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 341st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 436th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 470th in the regionMost Influential: 477th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 477th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 511th in the regionMost Secular: 520th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 643rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 697th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Income Equality: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Subpatagonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Subpatagonia, Maxentius Rex can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Subpatagonia, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Subpatagonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Subpatagonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Subpatagonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Subpatagonia was endorsed by The Prettiest Nation in TRR of Miss Hungary.
  • : Following new legislation in Subpatagonia, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Maxentius Rex's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Subpatagonia, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Subpatagonia, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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