Population | 7.816 billion |
Capital | Assur |
Leader | Gabriel Sarmas |
Faith | Assyrian Church of the East |
Currency | mina |
Animal | caracal |
The Assyrian Realm of Subar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gabriel Sarmas with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.816 billion Assyrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assur. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Assyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion minas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,026 minas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has an international reputation for compassion, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subar's national animal is the caracal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Assyrian Church of the East.
Subar is ranked 81,654th in the world and 17th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.0851418986 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Subar, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
- : Following new legislation in Subar, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.