Population | 7.388 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Storm beetles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.388 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Stormian economy, worth a remarkable 1,945 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 263,374 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, interest in globalism never flags, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, and Ringa Beetles's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storm beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Storm beetles is ranked 36,611th in the world and 87th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.37036460468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, Ringa Beetles's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, the government is avowedly secular.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Storm beetles, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience.