The Police State of Steveoville is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.841 billion Steveovilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stevetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Steveovillean economy, worth an astonishing 15,062 trillion Stevniks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 408,838 Stevniks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,509,292 per year while the poor average 29,154, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, Steve has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Steveoville's national animal is the Stevovitch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevian.

Steveoville is ranked 260,847^th in the world and 7,537^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 bananas ingested per day.