Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 65thMost Avoided: 180th
The Police State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All Hail Steve!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Steveoville

Population36.841 billion

CapitalStevetown
LeaderSteve
FaithStevian

CurrencyStevnik
AnimalStevovitch

The Police State of Steveoville is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.841 billion Steveovilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stevetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Steveovillean economy, worth an astonishing 15,062 trillion Stevniks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 408,838 Stevniks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,509,292 per year while the poor average 29,154, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, Steve has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Steveoville's national animal is the Stevovitch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevian.

Steveoville is ranked 260,847th in the world and 7,537th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 65thMost Avoided: 180thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 181stFattest Citizens: 217thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 232ndHighest Economic Output: 233rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 376thMost Stationary: 439thLargest Retail Industry: 463rdLargest Insurance Industry: 510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 582ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 720thHighest Average Incomes: 867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,029thLargest Populations: 1,371stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,541stMost Efficient Economies: 1,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,408thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,724thRudest Citizens: 3,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,119thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,129thLargest Black Market: 4,249thLowest Crime Rates: 5,387thMost Patriotic: 5,816thMost Conservative: 6,748thMost Secular: 8,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,629thMost Influential: 12,816thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,756thLargest Governments: 15,271stLargest Gambling Industry: 19,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,296thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,659th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 71st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177th in the regionMost Secular: 184th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionMost Conservative: 270th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 271st in the regionMost Influential: 347th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 451st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 620th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 733rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Steveoville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, Steve has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, even God cannot save you in Steveoville.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Steveoville, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Steveoville was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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