Population | 4.064 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | kiwi |
The Self-Contained Unit of Stesa is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.064 billion Stesans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Stesan economy, worth 500 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,217 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Going on a diet invalidates your passport, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stesa's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Stesa is ranked 79,041st in the world and 2nd in The Peoples republics for Most Stationary, with 611.57306692632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
- : Stesa was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Stesa, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment.