Most Patriotic: 3,318thMost Stationary: 3,957thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,978th
The Saturday Night Fever of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
Barry⸴ Robin⸴ and Maurice Gibb
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Stayin Alive

Population18.282 billion

Capitalthe dance floor
LeaderBarry⸴ Robin⸴ and Maurice Gibb
Faithdisco

Currencyfalsetto
Animalbirds and the Bee Gees

The Saturday Night Fever of Stayin Alive is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Barry⸴ Robin⸴ and Maurice Gibb with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.282 billion Bee Gees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the dance floor. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient enduringly alive economy, worth a remarkable 2,881 trillion falsettos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,590 falsettos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to enduringly alive politicians, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, an exhibition on birds and the Bee Gees memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stayin Alive's national animal is the birds and the Bee Gees, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is disco.

Stayin Alive is ranked 11,505th in the world and 8th in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.8 bananas ingested per day.

Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 3,318thMost Stationary: 3,957thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,899thHighest Economic Output: 6,008thMost Devout: 6,318thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,853rdLargest Black Market: 6,968thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,420thMost Influential: 10,578thLowest Crime Rates: 10,877thHealthiest Citizens: 11,505thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,380thHighest Average Incomes: 13,560thLargest Populations: 14,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,961stLargest Governments: 16,919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,917thSmartest Citizens: 22,915thLargest Mining Sector: 23,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,883rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,222nd
Top
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, an exhibition on birds and the Bee Gees memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to enduringly alive politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
  • : Stayin Alive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Stayin Alive, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.

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