Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,859thHealthiest Citizens: 20,061st
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Starkgazer

Population547 million

CapitalStarkgazer City

CurrencyThriller
AnimalMouse

The Republic of Starkgazer is a huge, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 547 million Starkgazerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starkgazer City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The all-consuming Starkgazerian economy, worth 49.8 trillion Thrillers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,986 Thrillers, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, bike rage is all the rage, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starkgazer's national animal is the Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Starkgazer is ranked 6,460th in the world and 7th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 8,590.85 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,859thHealthiest Citizens: 20,061stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,757thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,989thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,175thMost Patriotic: 24,554th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Starkgazer was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in Starkgazer, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.

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