Highest Wealthy Incomes: 840thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 980thMost Armed: 1,045th
The Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
Integrity, Liberty, Morality.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Stanislovakania

Population3.194 billion

FaithMoney

Currencybribe
Animalorca

The Protectorate of Stanislovakania is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.194 billion Stanislovakanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stanislovakanian economy, worth 652 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,171 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,653,643 per year while the poor average 5,620, a ratio of 294 to 1.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stanislovakania's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Stanislovakania is ranked 51,486th in the world and 91st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,323.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 840thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 980thMost Armed: 1,045thLargest Retail Industry: 1,121stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,122ndFattest Citizens: 1,157thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,216thRudest Citizens: 1,218thHighest Crime Rates: 1,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,462ndMost Avoided: 1,498thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,613thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,546thMost Efficient Economies: 3,964thNudest: 4,887thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,067thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,916thHighest Average Incomes: 6,978thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,987thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,929thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,904thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,463rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,637thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,182ndSmartest Citizens: 22,990thMost Cultured: 24,934thHighest Drug Use: 25,654th
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, it's said that a Stanislovakanian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, voting is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, the parliament doubled in size recently.

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