The Protectorate of Stanislovakania is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.194 billion Stanislovakanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stanislovakanian economy, worth 652 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,171 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,653,643 per year while the poor average 5,620, a ratio of 294 to 1.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stanislovakania's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Stanislovakania is ranked 51,486^th in the world and 91^st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,323.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.