Most Influential: 1,092ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,885thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,994th
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Stalin Lands

Population8.064 billion

CapitalStalingrad Gulag


The People's Republic of Stalin Lands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stalin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.064 billion Stalin Landsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad Gulag. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Stalin Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,264 trillion gulags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 156,847 gulags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and one of the most popular models in Stalin Lands has a scarred face and one working eye. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalin Lands's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stalin Lands is ranked 6,680th in the world and 109th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 112.3 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 1,092ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,885thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,267thMost Inclusive: 3,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,608thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,183rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,398thNicest Citizens: 4,604thHighest Food Quality: 4,657thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,970thMost Developed: 5,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,257thLargest Governments: 5,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,838thHealthiest Citizens: 5,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,532ndMost Cultured: 6,620thSmartest Citizens: 6,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,573rdSafest: 7,600thMost Efficient Economies: 7,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,520thBest Weather: 8,718thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,157thMost Pacifist: 12,693rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,623rdMost Secular: 14,728thHighest Economic Output: 16,181stMost Stationary: 17,953rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,564thMost Income Equality: 25,833rd
Most Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 97th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Politically Free: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 162nd in the regionBest Weather: 167th in the regionSafest: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the region

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