Population | 4.502 billion |
Capital | Dublin |
Leader | Daniel O'Connell |
Faith | Celtic Paganism |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of SSN95 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel O'Connell with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.502 billion SSN95ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.
The frighteningly efficient SSN95ian economy, worth 884 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,398 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
The SSN95ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, the ban on cars has been repealed, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSN95's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.
SSN95 is ranked 304,611th in the world and 48th in The Celestial Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 0.96 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SSN95, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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SSN95, the ban on cars has been repealed.
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SSN95 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
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SSN95, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in
SSN95, the SSN95ian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
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SSN95, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
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SSN95, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
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SSN95 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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SSN95, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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SSN95, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.