The Empire of Srylania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 749 million Srylanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krautberg. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Srylanian economy, worth 70.8 trillion Faukmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,477 Faukmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srylania's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srylania is ranked 25,755^th in the world and 23^rd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,866.73 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.