Most Valuable International Artwork: 456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,389thBest Weather: 16,909th
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Srylania

Population749 million

CapitalKrautberg

CurrencyFaukmark
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Srylania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 749 million Srylanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krautberg. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Srylanian economy, worth 70.8 trillion Faukmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,477 Faukmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srylania's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srylania is ranked 25,755th in the world and 23rd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,866.73 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 456thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,389thTop
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Best Weather: 16,909thMost Patriotic: 19,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,583rdMost Conservative: 23,775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,781stHealthiest Citizens: 24,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,614thMost Cultured: 25,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,193rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Srylania altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Srylania, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.

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