The Dominion of Squidroidia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yusuke Fujiwara with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 8.393 billion Squidroidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Squidroidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,356 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squidroidia's national animal is the Inkling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Squidroidia is ranked 8,217^th in the world and 120^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.94 law-abiding acts per hour.