Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,051stMost Pacifist: 3,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,978th
The United States of
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Everyone is welcome in Spmglandia
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Population6.47 billion


CurrencySpmglandian Dollar

The United States of Spmglandia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.47 billion Spmglandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bentelay. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Spmglandian economy, worth 743 trillion Spmglandian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,873 Spmglandian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spmglandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spmglandia is ranked 7,061st in the world and 84th in The Leftist Assembly for Best Weather, with 251 meters of sunlight.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,051stMost Pacifist: 3,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,978thNicest Citizens: 4,093rdMost Influential: 4,094thSafest: 4,248thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,715thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,943rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,156thMost Inclusive: 5,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,683rdHighest Food Quality: 6,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,950thBest Weather: 7,061stHealthiest Citizens: 7,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,500thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,289thMost Cultured: 9,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,972ndSmartest Citizens: 12,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,253rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,943rdLargest Governments: 12,965thMost Secular: 13,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,038thMost Income Equality: 19,709thMost Developed: 20,799thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,296th
Safest: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the region

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