Population | 8.489 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 90 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.489 billion Spice Harvester 90ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 90ian economy, worth 695 trillion spices a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,955 spices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,182 per year while the poor average 15,131, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Spice Harvester 90's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spice Harvester 90 is ranked 75,245th in the world and 144th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.99812649872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spice Harvester 90 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality.
- : Spice Harvester 90 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Spice Harvester 90ians make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 90, agricultural employees work for peanuts.