Population | 5.814 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 41B is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.814 billion Spice Harvester 41Bians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.
The all-consuming Spice Harvester 41Bian economy, worth 455 trillion spices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,430 spices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,938 per year while the poor average 12,746, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.
The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Spice Harvester 41Bian Navy, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 41B's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spice Harvester 41B is ranked 76,147th in the world and 1,050th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.95061958468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spice Harvester 41B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Spice Harvester 41Bian Navy.
- : Spice Harvester 41B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, rubber stamp emojis are the new craze.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 41B, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.