Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,486thFattest Citizens: 2,981stHighest Crime Rates: 3,493rd
The Protectorate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Spice Harvester 35

Population8.476 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 35 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.476 billion Spice Harvester 35ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 35ian economy, worth 768 trillion spices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,698 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Jihad Army Of The Emperor Games. Crime is pervasive. Spice Harvester 35's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 35 is ranked 75,152nd in the world and 53rd in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 627.00302232892 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,486thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,981stHighest Crime Rates: 3,493rdMost Avoided: 3,703rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,259thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,813thLargest Black Market: 10,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,158thTop
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Most Devout: 16,841stMost Armed: 18,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,815thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25,219thLargest Retail Industry: 26,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,067thLargest Insurance Industry: 29,458th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 106th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 118th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 175th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 35, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Jihad Army Of The Emperor Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 35, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Spice Harvester 35 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Spice Harvester 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Spice Harvester 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Spice Harvester 35 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 35, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 35, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Spice Harvester 35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 35, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.

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