Population | 5.939 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 2DB is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.939 billion Spice Harvester 2DBians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.
The powerhouse Spice Harvester 2DBian economy, worth 450 trillion spices a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,775 spices, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
The Spice Harvester 2DBian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 2DB's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spice Harvester 2DB is ranked 75,812th in the world and 716th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.96954318368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spice Harvester 2DB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Spice Harvester 2DB was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, the Spice Harvester 2DBian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
- : Spice Harvester 2DB was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 2DB, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.