Population | 8.34 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 245 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.34 billion Spice Harvester 245ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.
The all-consuming Spice Harvester 245ian economy, worth 698 trillion spices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,768 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,861 per year while the poor average 20,004, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.
Air Spice Harvester 245 is rumored to receive more government funding than the Spice Harvester 245ian Air Force, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 245's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Spice Harvester 245 is ranked 75,667th in the world and 583rd in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 627.97618142832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
- : Spice Harvester 245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, Air Spice Harvester 245 is rumored to receive more government funding than the Spice Harvester 245ian Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Spice Harvester 245 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share sandworm memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 245, churches now double as dungeons.