Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,985thMost Armed: 10,019thFattest Citizens: 10,805th
The Protectorate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Spice Harvester 1D9

Population6.256 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 1D9 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.256 billion Spice Harvester 1D9ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Spice Harvester 1D9ian economy, worth 584 trillion spices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,369 spices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Spice Harvester 1D9 City, and revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 1D9's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 1D9 is ranked 75,551st in the world and 468th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 627.9813342028 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,985thMost Armed: 10,019thFattest Citizens: 10,805thMost Secular: 12,338thTop
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Largest Black Market: 22,000thMost Authoritarian: 22,777thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 27,792ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,156th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 106th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 135th in the regionMost Armed: 157th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spice Harvester 1D9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Spice Harvester 1D9 City.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Spice Harvester 1D9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 1D9, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.

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