Population | 4.807 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | The Cancer Patient |
Faith | Chariots of the Gods |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Matriarchy of Special Agent Dana Scully is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Cancer Patient with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.807 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Special Agent Dana Scullyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 414,196 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Special Agent Dana Scully's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Chariots of the Gods.
Special Agent Dana Scully is ranked 73,678th in the world and 74th in Goddess White for Most Stationary, with 642.15085291208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Special Agent Dana Scully was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Special Agent Dana Scully was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Special Agent Dana Scully, every week is blindness awareness week.