Most Devout: 14,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,293rd
The Whole Love of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Whole Love
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Speak Into The Rose

Population6.58 billion

Currencywilco
Animalwhole love

The Whole Love of Speak Into The Rose is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.58 billion Speak Into The Roseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Speak Into The Rosean economy, worth 643 trillion wilcoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,769 wilcoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, the government has returned all business to private ownership, military spending is on the increase, and the dartboard at the Speak Into The Rosean Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Speak Into The Rose's national animal is the whole love.

Speak Into The Rose is ranked 207,986th in the world and 271st in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 38.9373709134 days.

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Most Devout: 14,117thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,586thSafest: 22,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,836thMost Developed: 23,958thMost Inclusive: 23,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,650thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,876thMost Pacifist: 28,686th
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Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Speak Into The Rose was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, the dartboard at the Speak Into The Rosean Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Speak Into The Rose was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Speak Into The Rose was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Speak Into The Rose, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.

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