Most Patriotic: 1,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,809th
The Union of Council Republics of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!
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Civil Rights
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Spartacistan

Population1.434 billion

CapitalMarxstadt
LeaderDear Leader
FaithCult of Personality of Dear Leader

CurrencyVolksmark
AnimalEagle

The Union of Council Republics of Spartacistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.434 billion Spartacists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxstadt. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartacistanian economy, worth 268 trillion Volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,989 Volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartacistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Personality of Dear Leader.

Spartacistan is ranked 6,995th in the world and 78th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,848.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Patriotic: 1,543rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,809thMost Secular: 2,976thMost Influential: 3,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,321stLargest Mining Sector: 4,369thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,724thLowest Crime Rates: 4,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,974thHighest Average Incomes: 8,818thLargest Governments: 8,950thMost Authoritarian: 9,062ndMost Developed: 9,102ndLargest Black Market: 9,417thMost Conservative: 9,850thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,928thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,008thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,891stHealthiest Citizens: 14,223rdLargest Retail Industry: 17,134thSmartest Citizens: 18,887thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,483rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,501stMost Efficient Economies: 24,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,226th
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spartacistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Spartacistan lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, Spartacistanian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.

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