Lowest Crime Rates: 1,080thHealthiest Citizens: 1,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,525th
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Spartacist Federal Republic of Germany

Population8.918 billion

LeaderMarshal Weiß


The United Nation of Spartacist Federal Republic of Germany is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshal Weiß with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.918 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The large but stagnant German economy, worth 332 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 37,319 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", fat-shaming is now public policy, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartacist Federal Republic of Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Spartacist Federal Republic of Germany is ranked 5,906th in the world and 1st in Montealba for Most Authoritarian, with 6,589.1 milliStalins.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,080thHealthiest Citizens: 1,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,525thSafest: 2,209thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,226thTop
Largest Governments: 2,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,900thBest Weather: 3,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,264thMost Authoritarian: 5,906thSmartest Citizens: 6,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,313thMost Income Equality: 8,370thMost Inclusive: 8,516thMost Secular: 10,460thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,136thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,774thMost Extreme: 21,680th
Safest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the region

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