Nudest: 310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,926thSafest: 7,797th
The Magnum of
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Melancholy with just a dash of joy
Civil Rights
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Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Sparking Wine

Population17.249 billion



The Magnum of Sparking Wine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sparky with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 17.249 billion Sparking Winers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Châteauneuf-du-Pape. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sparking Wigean economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion champagnes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,883 champagnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, nothing gets the party jumping like Sparky specifying how high, and the children of Sparking Wine are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparking Wine's national animal is the sommelier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sparking Wine is ranked 32,726th in the world and 2nd in Alberta for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,186.82 Tourists Per Hour.

Nudest: 310thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,926thSafest: 7,797thLargest Populations: 10,165thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,717thHighest Economic Output: 14,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,147thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,185thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,244thMost Cultured: 17,477thHighest Drug Use: 18,140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,482ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,845thMost Secular: 20,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,327th

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