The BIG SHOT Republic of Spamtonn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spamton G Spamtonn with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.398 billion BIGSHOTS are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spamtonnia. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ENL4RGED economy, worth 798 trillion Kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,877 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the central government is trying to keep things flowing, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spamtonn's national animal is the Pipi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ERR404.

Spamtonn is ranked 21,352^nd in the world and 528^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.61 law-abiding acts per hour.