Largest Welfare Programs: 6,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,518th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Socialism is the only path to freedom and prosperity!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Soviet Socialist Anglia

Population4.69 billion

FaithCult of Marvolo


The Dictatorship of Soviet Socialist Anglia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marvolo with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.69 billion Anglians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Soviet Socialist Anglian economy, worth 410 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,468 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Socialist Anglia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Marvolo.

Soviet Socialist Anglia is ranked 95,069th in the world and 332nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 212.894829025 days.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,518thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,955thBest Weather: 8,153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,800thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,060thMost Inclusive: 10,081stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,286thLowest Crime Rates: 10,635thLargest Governments: 11,776thMost Influential: 11,862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,455thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,612thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,866thHighest Food Quality: 13,940thMost Patriotic: 16,295thHealthiest Citizens: 17,592ndMost Secular: 18,012thMost Cultured: 21,780thSmartest Citizens: 22,957th
Most Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the region

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