Population | 11.878 billion |
Capital | Viennobratislav |
Leader | Leonid Svetova |
Faith | Marxism-Leninism |
Currency | Lestlandian Schilling |
Animal | Eagle |
The Marxist-Leninist Union of Soviet Lestland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leonid Svetova with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 11.878 billion Lestlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viennobratislav. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet Lestlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Lestlandian Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,099 Lestlandian Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Interest in globalism never flags, rural Lestlandians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Lestland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marxism-Leninism.
Soviet Lestland is ranked 252,364th in the world and 8,357th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 18.458147909 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet Lestland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Soviet Lestland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Soviet Lestland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Lestland, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Soviet Lestland was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Soviet Lestland ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Soviet Lestland's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Soviet Lestland's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Lestland, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Lestland, rural Lestlandians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.