Most Devout: 252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 303rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395th
The Holy Nudist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the Love of the South
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Southern Giraffe Islands

Population4.74 billion

CapitalBikini City
LeaderGrand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse
FaithPharaohism

Currencypeach
Animalgiraffe

The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.74 billion Giraffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Giraffe Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion peaches a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 299,793 peaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and rumor has it that Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Giraffe Islands's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pharaohism.

Southern Giraffe Islands is ranked 557th in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 39,052.17 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Devout: 252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 303rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 541stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 557thMost Subsidized Industry: 638thMost Ignorant Citizens: 859thMost Corrupt Governments: 910thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,001stFattest Citizens: 1,103rdMost Armed: 1,338thLargest Black Market: 1,542ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,567thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,929thHighest Average Incomes: 2,130thMost Efficient Economies: 2,230thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,429thNudest: 2,734thMost Cultured: 2,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,696thLargest Governments: 4,232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,337thMost Patriotic: 5,858thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,984thLargest Retail Industry: 7,116thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,559thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,811thMost Influential: 15,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,584thLowest Crime Rates: 21,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,855th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Southern Giraffe Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, rumor has it that Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Southern Giraffe Islands was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Oklol.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Southern Giraffe Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Giraffe Islands, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.

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