The District of Southern Elliston is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.941 billion Southern Ellistonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Southern Ellistonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,608 juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Southern Elliston-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, Southern Elliston has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Southern Elliston in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Elliston's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Southern Elliston is ranked 168,051^st in the world and 1^st in Basseterre for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.45 law-abiding acts per hour.