Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,275thHighest Drug Use: 1,366thRudest Citizens: 1,375th
The Colossal Congregate of
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None shall be spared from Sebtism
Holy Supreme Overlord Sebastian I
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Southern and Northern Caledonia

Population6.6 billion

LeaderHoly Supreme Overlord Sebastian I

AnimalRegal Sebtopian Fishback

The Colossal Congregate of Southern and Northern Caledonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Holy Supreme Overlord Sebastian I with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.6 billion CALEDONIANS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiltborough. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern and Northern Caledonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,756 Marxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Regal Sebtopian Fishbacks are considered a delicacy, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Southern and Northern Caledonia's national animal is the Regal Sebtopian Fishback, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sebtism.

Southern and Northern Caledonia is ranked 238,602nd in the world and 185th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -17.61 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,275thHighest Drug Use: 1,366thRudest Citizens: 1,375thLargest Black Market: 1,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,950thHighest Average Incomes: 2,264thLargest Retail Industry: 2,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,395thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,883rdFattest Citizens: 3,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,364thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,372ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,748thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,850thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,099thMost Inclusive: 4,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,840thSmartest Citizens: 5,990thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,029thLargest Governments: 6,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,859thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,432ndHighest Economic Output: 8,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,628thNudest: 9,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,824thMost Armed: 11,214thMost Developed: 11,342ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,572ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,265thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,415thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,766thMost Cultured: 16,602ndMost Politically Free: 18,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,966thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,820thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,909th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the region

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