The Protectorate of Southeastern Service 62 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.862 billion Southeastern Service 62ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The Southeastern Service 62ian economy, worth 438 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,442 Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,265 per year while the poor average 12,637, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, one of the most popular models in Southeastern Service 62 has a scarred face and one working eye, and armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility. Crime is moderate. Southeastern Service 62's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Southeastern Service 62 is ranked 239,404^th in the world and 1^st in Pig City for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.67 law-abiding acts per hour.