Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 251st
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The age of reaction ends. The future is ours to write.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.626 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.626 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 364,896 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 50,941st in the world and 3rd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 70.37 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 251stHighest Poor Incomes: 302ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404thMost Devout: 606thMost Conservative: 759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,003rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,064thMost Armed: 1,066thLargest Black Market: 1,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,115thLargest Mining Sector: 1,613thLowest Crime Rates: 1,948thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,154thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,526thLargest Governments: 2,882ndMost Avoided: 3,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,096thMost Authoritarian: 5,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,018thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,816thMost Efficient Economies: 7,837thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,449thHighest Economic Output: 10,322ndMost Developed: 10,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,337thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,919thMost Income Equality: 19,071stMost Extreme: 20,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,477th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.

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