The Maritime republic of South Oneo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Agung Nurhamadi with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.305 billion Oneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samarinda. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient South Onean Nation economy, worth 151 trillion Rupahs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,976 Rupahs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Man-love is banned in the name of His love, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Agung Nurhamadi's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Oneo's national animal is the North fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islamist.

South Oneo is ranked 198,203^rd in the world and 339^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.