Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,942ndMost Influential: 3,605thMost Pacifist: 5,545th
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South Blorbo

Population765 million



The Colony of South Blorbo is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 765 million South Blorboans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plinko. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong South Blorboan economy, worth 53.0 trillion scrimbloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,255 scrimbloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for South Blorbo, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, graffiti graces every city's streets, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Blorbo's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Blorbo is ranked 15,427th in the world and 50th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,514.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,942ndTop
Most Influential: 3,605thMost Pacifist: 5,545thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,371stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,104thNicest Citizens: 10,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,738thSafest: 10,771stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,055thMost Inclusive: 11,825thBest Weather: 11,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,464thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,645thHealthiest Citizens: 17,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,542ndHighest Food Quality: 17,577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,622ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,649thLowest Crime Rates: 21,958thSmartest Citizens: 24,703rd
Most Pacifist: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
  • : South Blorbo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, there's a bright dawn ahead for South Blorbo.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : South Blorbo was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Kyivan Rus.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Socialist Platypus, Ziroxeut, Duby, Ximavia, Daraln, Aether Inc, Pervincia, Nibelia, Galliadurm, Hubdova, Jolly Industries, Adalwulf, Celestial Flames, Cubanboys, Lislandia, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, StarGaiz, Tarzantos El Camosia, Ruotsaland, Seolia, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Sri Malawi, Vapo, Hydrusite, Novo Reslas, Liberto-Ancapistan, Larthonix, Padool, Stustu, Timiskrane, Nordharz, The Capitalist China Party, Terra-Prisma, Dennis the Goat, Novaros, Horacko Federation, Lan Strines Islands, Khosiastan, Yummasia, Empireedy, El Blurkistan, Stratanaasterishion, Ropen, Joesephania-Bidonia, Nova Briton, Koneule, Cyzixraqab, The 7 Unions, Azaman, Paul Pasch, and 65 others.Cadiona, Miraslav, Achlos, Kinshinsoukan, Terra Celtae, Norvakin, Northshires, The Seventh German Reich, Charville, Jakelovescookieclicker, Red Finlandian Guard, Engsocial, Shovell, Benanko, Primis Tenebris, Khlachten, Lugunica, LC Land, Kingdom of Faizan, Non opresive German Empire, East Groland, Taentermatown, Balan Bar, Uncreative name, Youbetchyastan, Unidentified-nation, Utah Republic, Great Koryeo, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Wollo, The Texas Constantium, Corporate Disney, Free Azell, Peacefounders, Mylios, Threinfhiria, Pasta Pirates, Phtz, Loveable Dogs, Orlys, Olornia, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Pandorivia, Parasano, Ist Grald Boy, Talvi, Panerialand, Thembery Argrand, Revendani, East Capitalistan, Neuber, Ciapore, Theocratic Disciples of Christ, Lashyr, Saraai, Galvanica, Femboykhstan, Catotoland, Falcotria, Wakaru, The Psittacines, The Error Union, Azflebrigan, Garrafismo, and New Kyivan Rus.