The Colony of South Blorbo is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 765 million South Blorboans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plinko. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong South Blorboan economy, worth 53.0 trillion scrimbloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,255 scrimbloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for South Blorbo, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, graffiti graces every city's streets, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Blorbo's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Blorbo is ranked 15,427^th in the world and 50^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,514.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.