Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,319th
The Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Forged by the Sea itself
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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South Ardonii

Population1.124 billion

CapitalCappadocia

CurrencySterling
AnimalEnder Dragon

The Colony of South Ardonii is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.124 billion South Ardonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cappadocia. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong South Ardoniian economy, worth 89.8 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,878 Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Ardonii's national animal is the Ender Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Ardonii is ranked 73,947th in the world and 1,767th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,507.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,130thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,719thMost Rebellious Youth: 25,196th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 523rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 574th in the regionLargest Black Market: 698th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 819th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 863rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,011th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,066th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the South Ardoniian Navy.
  • : South Ardonii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties.
  • : South Ardonii lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Ender Dragon memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in South Ardonii, politicians take citizens for idiots.

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