The District of Soufriere Hills is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.691 billion Soufriere Hillsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Soufriere Hillsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,107 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,903 per year while the poor average 11,952, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Soufriere Hills has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Soufriere Hills in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem. Soufriere Hills's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Soufriere Hills is ranked 255,222^nd in the world and 2^nd in Montserrat for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.3 law-abiding acts per hour.