Population | 8.606 billion |
Capital | Soniczia |
Leader | Soniclia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Hedgehog |
The Mystical Special Nation of Sonic thy Hedgehog is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Soniclia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.606 billion Sonics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soniczia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sonician economy, worth a remarkable 2,808 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,378 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, Sonic thy Hedgehog is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sonic thy Hedgehog's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Sonic thy Hedgehog is ranked 28,621st in the world and 20th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,395.77221087188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, Sonic thy Hedgehog is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, sex changes are routinely performed at Sonic thy Hedgehog's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, many friends and relatives of Soniclia Firewaterwolf have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Sonic thy Hedgehog, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.