Most Primitive: 3,751stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,190thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,220th
The Capitalist Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Communism Breeds Parasites, Long live capitalism!
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Somalien

Population2.558 billion

CapitalNakilir
LeaderPresident Jaãkyu Skielvik
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencySomalien Penta
AnimalGoat

The Capitalist Republic of Somalien is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jaãkyu Skielvik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.558 billion Somalienese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakilir. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Somalienian economy, worth 191 trillion Somalien Pentas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,897 Somalien Pentas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourism facilities are being turned into Goat habitats, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somalien's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Somalien is ranked 255,342nd in the world and 8,294th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 17.2091556528 days.

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Most Primitive: 3,751stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,190thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,220thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 19,940thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,614thNicest Citizens: 29,146th
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Most Primitive: 186th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 426th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 666th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,000th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Somalien's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Somalien's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Somalien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Somalien was refounded in Balder.
  • : Somalien ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Somalien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Somalien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Somalien's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Somalien's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Somalien was refounded in Balder.

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